“Then you will all be dismissed.”


Thanks, everybody, for coming here on short notice! I won’t take much of your time, I just want you to know the Earth has checked in with me and She says there’s too many of us. We’ll have to cut back. 8 billion is too many. That said, She doesn’t say how we are to accomplish this, just that we should. And if we don’t? I asked Her. Of course I asked, because, I mean, who wants to cut back? Nobody, right? So She says, “then you will all be dismissed.” That’s what She said. Dismissed. That’s Her word. Anyways, that’s it, a message from Earth! Have a nice day!